Rough day at the office.

Life would be great if there was a brothel next to Chili’s.

Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there ? THAT’S where I’m supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the fucking last month’s newspapers blowing back and forth ! I’ve had it with them ! I’ve had it with you ! I’ve had it with ALL THIS ! I want ROOM SERVICE ! I want the club sandwich. I want the cold Mexican beer. I want a $10,000-a-night hooker ! I want my shirts laundered… like they do… at the Imperial Hotel… in Tokyo.

My order of Demolition Man and Gone With the Wind has shipped.

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Movie poster for the 1988 film “Action Jackson” starring Carl Weathers, Craig T. Nelson and Vanity. Click the pic to watch a scene from the movie.

I would have cast someone with legs as Black Widow.

The Dark Knight Rises

The Expendables 2 - Debut Trailer (by CinemaStarsOfficial)

You’ll need to take ‘roids just to see it!

The Dark Knight Rises - Official Trailer #3 [HD] (by WarnerBrosPictures)

If only I knew where my alter ego put my glasses.